And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
((I say Mr. Tipton is a Squib from a rich wizarding family whose third wife (London’s mom) was a very cranky witch (probably flung a watermelon at Moseby’s head with magic during London’s Sweet 16). London’s grandmother (and mother) were shunned from their pureblood family for being blood traitors and fraternizing with Muggles and half-bloods and Muggle-borns and such, and her grandmother found it rather tiring and moved to live a completely non-magical life in Thailand. Her mother (and her Squib father until she went to magic school) spent most of their time in the magical world, her father working to start a Muggle business and striking success shortly after London set off to school.
London would’ve gone to the Salem Witches’ Institute, not Hogwarts, since it’s implied she’s spent most of her life in America. Alterternatively, she did a stint at Beauxbatons since she was often seen coming back from Paris.
Basically, I’m trying to work this around the fact we have seen her dad (thrice, though only once with his face) and her maternal grandmother. (Even the rich wizarding family her Squib dad belonged to was important, so that she could wear designer diapers (yes, it was mentioned in the show) before her dad hit it big in the hotel business.)))
(Source: potteraddicted, via omegaro)